Okay Seattle, it’s October. You know what that means. Spooky decorations, scary movies, pumpkin patches, and that one neighbor who takes Halloween way too seriously. Like bro, no one needed your fog machine at 7 a.m. on a Tuesday.
But while you're out there wondering if your house creaks because it's haunted or because the foundation’s just giving up on life... have you ever stopped to ask:
“Wait—what if the real horror is ASBESTOS?”
Because ghosts? Fake.
Hauntings? Maybe.
But asbestos? Very real. Very dusty. Very much a problem.
And guess what? If your house was built before the '80s, it might be less of a haunted mansion... and more of a toxic gas chamber dressed in seasonal décor.
That’s why R & M Asbestos & Demolition is here to exorcise your property. No priests, no Ouija boards. Just licensed asbestos removal in Seattle with enough protective gear to make you think, “Dang, should I be more afraid of my ceiling?”
You hear weird sounds at night. The walls creak. Something falls over in the attic.
You’re like, “Oh my god, it’s a poltergeist!”
Nope. It’s just your drywall slowly collapsing under the weight of bad construction decisions and insulation made from fireproof nightmares.
Let’s get real:
If your home or commercial property was built before the ‘80s, there’s a very high chance that asbestos is hanging out in:
The insulation
The ceiling tiles
The floor tiles
Behind the walls
That “vintage” popcorn ceiling you keep pretending is charming
It’s not vintage. It’s a health hazard wearing a disguise.
You can’t see it. You can’t smell it. But if you disturb it during renovations, construction, or even just “taking out that one wall,” it becomes airborne faster than your seasonal allergies.
And once it’s in the air?
It gets in your lungs like it paid rent.
We’re talking serious health risks—mesothelioma, lung cancer, asbestosis.
All the scary stuff that doesn’t wear a costume, doesn’t say “boo,” and definitely doesn’t leave after Halloween.
That’s why certified asbestos removal is a must. And we’re not talking about some guy with a gas mask and a shop vac. We’re talking about real pros.
Here’s what we do, and we do it well:
Asbestos testing – So you actually know what you’re dealing with before you start swinging hammers.
Asbestos inspection – We check the attic, basement, crawlspaces, walls—anywhere the stuff might be hiding.
Asbestos abatement – Not a cool word, but a very necessary one. This is the part where we contain it.
Asbestos remediation – We clean it all up like it never even happened.
Certified asbestos removal – We’re licensed, trained, and Seattle-approved. No bootleg nonsense here.
Emergency asbestos removal – For when your contractor opens a wall and yells, “Uhhh… that doesn’t look good.”
Don’t worry—we’re not gonna roll up blasting dubstep in hazmat suits and scare your dog.
Our process is calm, clean, and creep-free:
We show up and take samples. No drama, no destruction—just science.
If asbestos is confirmed, we seal off the area tighter than a grandma’s tupperware.
Negative air pressure. HEPA filters. Full protection. (The stuff your Halloween mask wishes it had.)
Our crew suits up, removes the asbestos-containing material, and handles it like it’s radioactive—which, it’s not, but it is dangerous.
We don’t dump it in your trash bin. We take it to a certified facility where it’s properly disposed of. (No haunted landfill scenes here.)
We do a post-removal test to make sure the air is clean and your space is safe.
No asbestos. No ghosts. Just fresh air and sweet relief.
You’d be surprised how many people start a “simple renovation” only to find their own house turning against them.
You want to open up the kitchen, and suddenly you’ve opened the asbestos portal to another dimension.
Don’t DIY this stuff. Don’t risk your lungs.
Don’t turn your home improvement dreams into a Halloween special on TLC.
Call the people who do it right the first time.
That’s us. R & M Asbestos & Demolition—serving Seattle, keeping homes safe, and busting asbestos like it owes us money.
If your fall cleanup is bigger than just dust and spider webs, we’ve got you covered there too.
We offer:
Residential demolition
Commercial demolition
Interior and selective demolition
Controlled demolition
Demolition and debris removal
Demolition with asbestos removal packages (The spooky combo meal.)
So whether you're trying to take down that old garage, rip out the basement, or just figure out why your office smells like the 70s—we handle it all.
Seattle folks—October is not the time to ignore creaky walls, weird smells, or flaky ceilings.
It’s the time to call in the experts and finally get that toxic nonsense out of your life.
Here’s what to do:
📞 Call us at (206) 788-6312
📍 Serving Seattle and surrounding areas
🕘 Open Monday through Friday, 9:00am to 5:00pm
💥 Free quotes, certified techs, no tricks—just clean, professional work.
Pumpkins rot. Ghost decorations come down. But asbestos sticks around—unless you do something about it.
Don’t let your property be the real haunted house on the block.
Get it checked. Get it cleared. Get it safe.
Because at R & M Asbestos & Demolition, we believe in safe homes, clean air, and giving asbestos the middle finger it deserves.